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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2821 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
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