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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5764 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3883 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 1624 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!