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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9720 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6728 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
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