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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 108 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
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