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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3753 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
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