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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3882 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ores Mined: | 1269 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!