Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 361 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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