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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9786 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4354 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?