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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1457 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?