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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️