🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9719 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5445 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️