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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2938 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️