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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9076 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️