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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9227 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 951370 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️