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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7026 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1775 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️