Gender Surgery Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4560
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5388	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	New Chunks Explored:	886366
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4278	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8249	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Farms Harvested:	682
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!