Gender Surgery Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	4840
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	315
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5641
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.