Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Votes:	7091	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	8215	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6598
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1468	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5759
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Villages Defended:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Emeralds Found:	4821	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Farms Harvested:	567	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Emeralds Found:	3773	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	9658
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4167	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net