Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Votes:	8772	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	299
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7175
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	5056	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9264	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crops Grown:	5666
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crops Grown:	8134	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2867	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	93
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co