Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6657	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Meteorites Collected:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	751011	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5846	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crops Grown:	4429
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1997	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	356473
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8350
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4110	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Falling into the Void:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8588

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co