Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Emeralds Found:	4002	Farms Harvested:	542
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	9076
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	56245	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	430678	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7780

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	608
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	176
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Votes:	3898
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Emeralds Found:	6637	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net