Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	4729
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	285	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1557	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4139
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	446861	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Buildings Constructed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	280	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	921893	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	292
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net