Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	761

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1184	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6255	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ores Mined:	718	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	147	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2208
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.