Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dimension Hops:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7099	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	93
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.