Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6632

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1120	Dragon Eggs Found:	3432

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1073	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Farms Harvested:	895	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Star Shards Collected:	149

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1976
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	5196

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2500
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1295
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.