Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Players Killed by Monsters:	3057	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2772
Mines Excavated:	2173	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	836
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2986
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	5657
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Emeralds Found:	6672
New Chunks Explored:	294262	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!