Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3227

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6933	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4099
Potions Brewed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2797	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Villages Defended:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	New Chunks Explored:	310486
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.