Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Korrupterra

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Would you like to live a unique adventure? Korrupterra 1.2 version 1.13.2! We have survival, daily missions, a “korruption” point system to buy special items in the Korrupto Market, an auction house where you can sell your items without having to be online, unique random Korrupterra structures spread throughout the world , unique mobs that you can only find here, an achievement system and titles that you can brag about if you have done feats to obtain them… and that’s just the beginning! What are you waiting for? Cheer up!(edited)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Funsteal

Cracked

## 🔥 __Funsteal: Official Launch__

We are happy to announce that our new gamemode has been launched today!!

You can play in lifesteal now!

__**FEATURES:**__

> 🎁**NEW CRATES** New amazing crates full of stunning rewards!

> 🚀**LEADERBOARDS** Compete with top players of Funsteal & climb yourself to the top!

> 🎈 **NEW SPAWN** New Dragon themed spawn.

> 💸 **LOTTERY** Purchase lottery tickets and get a chance to win rewards.

> ⚔️ **BOUNTIES** You can set bounties on players or kill the players with bounties to claim the reward!

> 🧰 **PLAYER VAULTS** You can store items in player vaults

**And many other features you can find out while playing.**

🔮 **`funsteal.mc.com.se`**

**REGARDS**

~ Funsteal

https://discord.com/invite/hg7peF5XZq

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4230	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Liams Vale

PvP, Vanilla

Come join new adventures in a fresh new world. Nothing but the latest Minecraft server for all the best new server tweaks. Old school adventure, new plains….. Liam’s Vale.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MoaMine

PvE, PvP, Survival

Brand new Minecraft Survival server! We have a small but growing community! Be apart of something awesome today! We are always on the look for staff too!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vista

4Fun, Box, Lobby, Minigames, smp

Server IP: vista.pocketmc.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

iCarey Survival Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Info Register for your whitelist at https://mc.icarey.net Discord Server https://discord.gg/HaEJ2XZ

Come and join us for 1.14!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gumbysquad MC

Survival

A simple survival minecraft server running 1.13.

Running Spigot with:

Essentials Griefprotection

No griefing please, and keep chat clean. Join us as we build up a community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Deshcraft network

Economy, Survival Games

Deshcraft Network is a cracked Minecraft server network built and hosted in Bangladesh. It’s a survival games server that offers a huge amount of content to ensure that there is always something fun to explore and do. Are you ready for the best survival experience ever? Then come to CraftBars and let it happen!

🔥 | Features• 24/7 Server online• Survival• A better economy• Premium Rank Crates• Premium Ranks• No lag• Low Ping• Land Claiming• Kits• EconomyShopGui• Anti-Cheat• Jobs• More And More!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SuperWorld

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Advantages: – works continuously – constant update to the new version – beautiful buildings – it’s convenient to play for people from all over the world, as the server is international – cheap donate – does not require a paid Minecraft license – protection against griefers, cheaters, bots and hackers – private territory – many interesting plugins – the project has been working since 2016 and is constantly improving – adequate players – active administration We are waiting for you on this server. Come on in. The administration wishes a pleasant game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2902
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

M3-MC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a fun well done server with great staff, and friendly people. It is a survival server and it’s fun for everyone! Join Now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Starcity

Roleplay

Server IP: starcity.my.pebble.host

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noobstown.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

[Family Friendly] [Towns] [mcMMO Skills] [Personal Land] [Mini Games] [Grief Free] Since 2011!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1479	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Newtonkenntork

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Originally a personal server for myself and friends. Technically it still is, but it has the capacities to run a decent amount of random people at this point, so I figured I might as well open it up. There’s a lot of worlds and custom monsters and items and the like.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lavamc

Cracked, Eco, Economy, Survival

Welcome to LavaMc, where blocky landscapes meet endless possibilities! Embark on a thrilling Minecraft journey like never before on our uniquely crafted server. Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and camaraderie flourishes among fellow gamers.

🌍 Explore our Vast Realms: Discover meticulously designed landscapes, each with its own set of challenges and treasures waiting to be unearthed. From sprawling plains to treacherous mountains, LavaMc offers a diverse array of environments for you to conquer.

🏰 Build Your Dreams: Immerse yourself in the ultimate building experience. Construct majestic castles, futuristic cities, or cozy cottages – the only limit is your imagination. Our dedicated server provides the canvas; it’s up to you to paint the masterpiece.

⚔️ Conquer Challenges: Brave the perils of our custom-designed dungeons and face off against formidable mobs. Seek out rare loot, hone your combat skills, and become a legendary warrior on LavaMc.

🤝 Forge Alliances: Connect with like-minded players and form alliances that stand the test of time. Whether you’re collaborating on massive builds or joining forces to conquer challenging quests, the LavaMc community is your reliable companion in the vast Minecraft universe.

🎉 Events and Celebrations: Join us for exciting events and celebrations that bring the community together. From holiday festivities to server-wide competitions, there’s always something happening on LavaMc to keep the fun going.

✨ Enriched Gameplay: Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully curated plugins and enhancements. From economy systems to custom items, LavaMc offers a unique and enriched gameplay experience that sets it apart from the rest.

Join LavaMc today and embark on an adventure that transcends the ordinary. Our server is not just a place to play; it’s a thriving community where friendships are forged, challenges are conquered, and dreams are built, one block at a time. Are you ready to embrace the LavaMc experience? The blocks await your creativity! 🌟

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Risnox

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RISNOX TOWNY Version: 1.17.1

Risnox is made for and with the community, we accept a lot of suggestions from our community to improve our server and your gameplay on the server. Our server is dedicated to our community to have fun.

Our top priority is making your experience the best experience.

TOWNY: » Custom World » Custom Enchantments » Custom Mobs » Custom PvP System » Quests » Resource World » Daily/Weekly Storage » Unique Economy » Randomy Daily Shop » Black Market » Cosmetics » McMMO » Classes/Evolutions » Jobs » PlayerShops » Auctions » Crates » Dynmap » Marriages » Unique Fishing Experience » In-game Rankups » Leaderboards » Invite/Redeem System

IP: play.risnox.eu Discord: http://discord.risnox.eu/ Forum: https://forum.risnox.eu/ Store: http://store.risnox.eu/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4660	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.