Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Slime Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

Slime Craft – Ultimate Australian Survival

What Is Slime Craft? Slime Craft is an Australia hosted economy survival server that has a wide variety of unique features. Our goal at Slime Craft is to keep the traditional survival theme, hunting and gathering materials, while adding some fun to our community!

What Makes Us Different? Slime Craft Strives to make the users time on our server as enjoyable and fun as possible. With this, we have created an aspect for everyone! Whether you’re here for the community, or an epic builder, looking to build for the server, or if your just joining to have sine fun playing survival with your friends, there is something for everyone!

Our Slime Events! Here at Slime Craft, we have a wide variety of events to suit anyone! These include build comps, treasure hunts, Invasions, mini-games and more! You can find out more about our events at www.slime-craft.enjin.com/events

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5535	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Evolmc

Faction Survival, Minigames, Op skyblock, Skyblock

Welcome to EvolMC, the server officially opened on December 30, 2023.Version: 1.18.x – 1.20.x (Recommended 1.18.2)Cool features like:– KOTH– Guild– EventPass– Lottery– Over/under– Farmmobs– DungeonThe event takes place every evening of the day and receives free coins for the winners, please join and experience with us ❤️

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Asteria

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Asteria is a RPG server mainly focussed on Quests. It is a 7,5k by 7,5k world that took over 2 months to perfect. And it’s still not 100% complete. We keep working on new ways to improve Asteria. We have a non-pay-to-win system.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WalkingDead – Zombie Servers

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hello, if you have been looking for a unique project with a zombie apocalyptic theme for a long time. I want to congratulate you, you found it! The WalkingDead project has 5 large and unique modes, WalkingDead, DayZ, MinecraftZ, STALKER, SurviveZ. Each mode has its own unique systems and unique textures. At the moment on the project you can see many systems, such as: Cars, Weapons, Pycels, Skins for weapons, Jetpacks, Markets, Tops, Fractures, Bleeding, Groupings, Quests, etc. I also want to note that our project is based on powerful equipment and the best Moscow data center, so you will never be tormented by lags or pings on our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Collasworld

Bed wars, Hunger Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skywars, Slimefun, Survival, Tntrun

NEW!!! Server survival.

Vercion : 1.16 – 1.20.*

JAVA / BEDROCK

Premium y no Premium

We have survila earth, oneblock, bedwars, economy, and much more.With a scale map of the earth, enter and conquer 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LightspeedMC

Survival

LightspeedMC is a unique survival server focused on remaining true to Minecraft’s roots, with vanilla-esque gameplay and a friendly community. Our goal is to provide an engaging environment for you to hang out, chat, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be: plain and simple.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

squadmc.pl

Parkour, Survival

I invite you to join the server. More information -> click on the link below.

https://zapodaj.net/d4adce65554ae.png.html

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Prisma vr craft

Bending, MCMMO, Pve Survival

@everyone

This is a VR Allowed PVE Modded Server

The reason we are 90% PVE is due to our Inclusion of the usage of VR some things may not be fair across the PC and VR platforms and as such we are not a server with open pvp and we enforce a PVE policy which you can read on below.

Another Thing to mention is our server is highly a work in progress and while we are working hard we ask for you to give us feedback here in our discord if you have any concerns!

Rules:1. No Griefing2. No Hatespeech (Swearing Allowed But no Slurs / ETC)3. No Stealing (Depending on the degree this rule is broken you can be Banned)4. Every Ban Lands you a month ban Repeated infractions Increases The months by 1 at a time!5. no hacking or cheating6. The only form of PVP thats Allowed MUST BE Sanctioned/Consented to before any pvp intended for users who wish to have a duel in fair combat however RK’ing or Random Killings Are Not allowed Any PVP via bending MUST BE Sanctioned and Agreed Upon by all parties Breaking this rule intentionally will get you Banned Via Our Ban Policy7. Please Enjoy the server and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Proyecto Liber

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

*Project Liber* »IP: MC.PROYECTOLIBER.NET »1.16.4 »No-Premium – Towny – Survival – Custom World – Quests and dungeons – Online server map IP: MC.PROYECTOLIBER.NET Discord: https://discord.gg/YUrGqB4538

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nide8

Creative

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Northeim reallife

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

Northeim is a real-life server for both Java and Bedrock. Here you can walk your own path. Will you become a real businessman or will you turn criminal? It’s all possible in Northeim.BedrockIP = bedrock.northeim.nl / port 19132

Northeim is a Minecraft Roleplay Server that focuses on simulating real life. There are several ways to become successful in the city. You have the opportunity to start a shop, earn money by working hard in the mine, or chop wood in the logging area. It is even possible to discover the criminal side of Northeim, but of course there is much more to discover.

Our professional team of staff members has extensive experience on other servers. Moreover, we offer custom plugins and a custom texture pack for a unique gaming experience.

Have you become curious? Be sure to come and take a look.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Animals Bred:	75
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TempMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A basic 1.13 Minecraft server with a economy.

No real money accepted, ie. crates, kits and so on.

You are welcome to donate that’s about it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mineplace

Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

I like it Mineplace is currently a completely Dutch community

It’s a server where you are in prison. but prison escape is not such a boring concept where you have to do /rankup all the time and has a plot, but much more fun. You really are in a prison. You have 2 cell blocks that you can choose from at the beginning, cell blocks A and B. Once you have chosen you will be in 1 of the cell blocks. You can also go to C by buying a ticket on the buycraft (Use in-game /buy to see the shop) Or to E but E is a completely different cell block it is a work cell block you can get there by buying it in the shop or to buy it with prisoncoins which you can get through different things and one of those options is voting. There are real guards walking around the prison and they monitor the prison for dangerous people or people who want to break out. But why do people want to break out? If you break out, you have to sail to escape island. someone is standing there and you get prestige there. And you earn more money per hour and you get a tag so people know that you are more dangerous. There are many items in the game and also prohibited items such as a bomb, a gun, a breakout tool, golden apples and much more, there are also items in the game that are legal such as clothing, food and more.

In the cell blocks you can fish, mine boxes and more, and you can also earn in-game money with most of it. But you can also trade via the player shop or make a corridor and kill the guards or take over the prison, escape? Go to the sewer? to the hidden cannabis plantation, break into Guard Island? storage and even more, such as renting cells, going to E where you have machines, plant plantations or where you can farm and chop wood. Or go to cell block C where it is much more luxurious, or to the collapsed cell block D So it’s just a game for everyone, there’s a lot in it. So many things that it is fun for every player.

Multiple game modes! Soon old prison! Project feverdream more info discord!

Versions 1.10-1.12.2 soon – 1.14.4 IP: Play.mineplace.net Discord: https://discord.gg/M8ay2Wd

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Evolution smp

247, Achievements, AutoRank, Custom Bosses

Server IP: play.evolution.us.to:25645

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7646	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fishbits

PvP, Survival

Play survival, PvP with other people. Buy ranks, make massive cool things. Your inspiration is our happines! Join now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!