Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HydraSurvival

MCMMO, Survival

HydraSurvival gives the players what they want. Weekly updates with game breaking things! For an example Members have free /fly! Something all players want for free! Donator ranks come with big additions with a little cost. The max being 10 dollars! and the lowest being 2.50! Our player support is unbelievably good! We respond within 12hrs on Discord and 24hrs on our website! And if we don’t we give you a free rank and we fix your problem. We have staff slots too! Make sure you apply on the website! What are you waiting for! Join now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HyperPots – Factions | Fresh Map

Factions

Welcome to HyperPots. 1.8 Factions is a brand new faction server which aims to provide the best possible PvP experience. We try to add new features to keep the server enjoyable. We plan to add new content to the server and would love player feedback on what we should add.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pokelabs

Economy, Land Claim, Pixelmon, Pve Survival, Tech

This server is a work in progress. It is built around a custom modpack with plans for future changes to lighten up the modpack after I make custom mods.

You can download the modpack from the website link or here www.playpokelabs.com

Until i can get the modpack published you will have to download the zip and then import it into your curseforge as a modpack.

Uptime is fine. I took the server down for a few weeks to make some changes.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Solumic

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

**SOLUMIC**

We are a superior Minecraft experience. Solumic is entirely based around community feedback and values.

We have the following servers: – Skyblock

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Grandecraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a survival and freebuild server. We have very active suporters and admins, and we are very happy for every new player that visits our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hershey realms

Auction, Chestshop, Cracked, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Player Ranks, Player Warps, Survival

Heshey Realms is an offline mode (aka cracked) semi-vanilla Minecraft server with various commands to assist players, including teleportations, spawning, and warps. The server aims to create lasting memories for players by offering features such as economy, ranks, custom enchantments, voice chat, and jobs. It also has extraordinary events in which players can earn incredible rewards! So connect to Heshey Realms now and come have fun building, grinding, and creating lasting memories!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LemonPvP

KitPvP, PvP

A fresh minecraft server with a happy fruit theme about murdering people with medieval weapons so a number with your name next to it on a side bar will increase. Also this server is in Alpha V1.02 so we need people to give feedback. Also also we have a Discord server – https://discord.gg/xM93Quj

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Redraxed cracked

2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, Balanced Economy, Cracked, free, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Redraxed is one of the oldest cracked anarchy servers and had been around for 4+ years. It has a deep history including clans and wars. If regular anarchy isn’t your thing we also have creative anarchy where you get access to creative mode and a few custom commands. If you want something new We also have crazy anarchy which is anarchy but with customs plugins that add customs structures events etc.. We have a active mod team discord, and player base so join the fun and become a member of redraxed today.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Asshat Gaming – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

The Asshat Gaming Minecraft: Vanilla Survival server is a server offered to the public in the vanilla survival gamemode meant to bring back the nostalgic player experience enjoyed by thousands of people every day. It is hosted by a brand new community of dedicated gamers that seek to provide a fun environment for all to enjoy. Our community, known as “Asshat Gaming”, also hosts a variety of other game servers, as well as Discord and TeamSpeak servers for users to communicate on. Come join us, and have some fun as we grow into something special for everyone to enjoy!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnestriaCraft

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Fun towny survival with custom features and no pay to win model, all ranks ingame have “Donor” perks and everything in the buycraft is purely cosmetic. Experienced Owner and Developer with over 10 years of server managment experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

P.I.T – True Anarchy / Survival (HACKS ALLOWED) 1.20.4

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Allowed, Anarchy, Dedicated, Hacks, Hacksallowed, Hacksclientscheats, Norules, PvP, Survival, Teamspeak

NO RULES, NO STAFF, NO RESTRICTIONS, NO LIMITS!

WORKS ON MINECRAFT VERSIONS 1.20.4!

P.I.T is a vanilla server where there is nothing holding you back. The world is a playground where anyone can do anything.

There are no rules or restrictions meaning you can play the game however you want to play.

You can play survival alone or with friends. You can team up and take down other players. You can build large castles and kingdoms and rule over it however you wish.

This is a server where you can literally do anything. No one will stop you. No one can report you.

This is true survival.

There is no protected zone, PvP is fully enabled. Houses can be griefed and stolen from. And the world will never be reset.

The world is yours. Do with it as you wish.

Enjoy!

(NEW UPDATE: We now have a server Discord – https://discord.gg/cUhYQpA )

Server IP: pitserver.coTeamspeak:ts.pitserver.coDiscord: https://discord.gg/cUhYQpA

Total player count as of 11/12/2022: 29,036Online since June 2016

*Server will not be reset. The world stays persistent for as many years as possible

**While there are no rules, the law still applies. For this reason scamming players for real money and personal information cannot be accepted. To keep all players safe, anyone found to be scamming will be dealt with.

***This server is massive! The world file is very large and when multiple people are online, they can often be literally millions of blocks away from each other. Because of this, players with slower computers or internet connections may experience performance issues while playing on the server. We try to keep the server as up-to-date as possible though to keep the server running as smooth as possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Club doodad

Economy, Minigames, Parkour, Survival

**No Griefing & Friendly Community**Enjoy a SMP where there are no claims, but also no griefing.A server with tons of friendly players, and a relaxed gamestyle**Non Competitive Gameplay**Chill, have fun ang hangout in the chill 2015 Vibes on Doodad**Moving Parkours**Parkours like you’ve never seen before. Try running up stairs that are moving! /warp stairs**Cookie Slap**A classic minigame, with a twist! At /cookie you can slap your friends around endlesy, on top of a delicious chocolate chip cookie!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GalaxyFactions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to GalaxyFactions We are like no other server you have played before Our features: Leveling systems with skills 100+ Custom Items 30+ Custom Enchants 1700×800 Custom Warzone Koth Custom bosses Bounties Quests Pets Unique Faction Plugin for a Unique experience Faction Wars Raiding 1.8

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

m1n3r5

Survival, Towny

m1n3r5.ch is a citybuild server with the opportunity to trade safely and earn extra money through jobs. Additional slots will be gradually unlocked, depending on the number of visitors. This ensures that there is always enough power for the players on the server.

The future and further growth of the server can be decided together with the community. Always according to our motto – grow together & become big!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rede hat

FullPvP

HAT Network – Disclosure Hello players! Are you looking for a FULLPvP server to have fun? I’m here to introduce you to HatMC, the newest FULLPvP server. The server has the following systems.

RANKUP HARD

MACHINES

SPAWNERS

FRAGMENTS

ALMAS

EVENTS

DRAWINGS

ARENAS

MINAS

MINAPVPAND MUCH MORE…

Looking for YouTubers – VIP FREE on /tempo Come be part Link: https://discord.redehat.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.