Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Flame army

247, Antigrief, Arena Pvp, Community, Survival

This server was made by me alone. I made this for a fun and niche enviroment that will allow all who want to play a calm experience. This server includes a few interesting things, a pvp zone, a survival area and a large spawn. I hope to have this server grow and become fun over time.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Parallax Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon

Parallax is a new Pixelmon server that includes features like: – Friendly staff – Reward crates – Shop – Shiny starters – Non pay-to-win gameplay – Player gyms (coming soon)

We are brand new with an untouched world. We aim to provide a warm and welcoming environment where players can come to enjoy themselves in the world of Pixelmon. We have staff hosted events like drop parties for special occasions.

Website: https://parallaxpixelmon.enjin.com/ IP: 51.83.19.67:25592 Discord: https://discord.gg/dZWc66k

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

geographica

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Geographica is a geopolitical server which mixes the Earth map concept, slimefun & politics into one. Geographica not only allows nations to pursue great tech by using slimefun, but we also allow people to have fun with guns and other cool weapons war. The server is a factions server with a towney based economy on a world map. Join and roleplay as your favorite nation and change the history of the earth, whether you want to be a peaceful economic powerhouse Germany or be a Militaristic Australia which takes over the entire world there are countless ways to play this server so come and join an established nation or create your own and start making new friends, rivals and opportunities today.

Toycat played on this server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Coin rush

Balanced Economy, free to play, Survival

Welcome to CoinRush this has an amazing community and fun all around. Yes you might be think it’s just another basic server but we have rank giveaways crate giveaways. Any free to play players can progress with many costume commands and active players base it never stops we take suggestions to make the server better we let anyone apply. You make your experience on this server make your impact and most importantly have fun! Play.coinrushmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HashCraft Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

The HashCraft Network! Good Minigames, and more coming soon! We asre searching for Staff one more graphic designer, a dev, and 2 builders.

Thanks for understanding and hope you’ll come to see our server soon!

*The server is still in maintenance at the time of writing this description after it has been hacked and reset.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TCNCraft – OP Factions

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Well, it’s an OP Factions server that has custom enchantments what can I say, TCNCraft It’s a developing OP Factions server and we’re trying to develop to be the best we can.

Server has daily backups, and is looking for new members.

1.7.X-1.14.X Compatible.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dark smp

Survival

Hi guys this is my first server🎮

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Criticality

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

Criticality is a Tekkit Legends Anarchy server (PVP) with very few banned items, and even fewer rules. The server includes a basic economy and auction system, as well as a few commands enabled so you’re able to set your home and teleport to your friends; the server is mostly vanilla Tekkit Legends aside from these few changes.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WolfLands SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WolfLands SMP is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server. We look to give you the best survival experience possible! Everyone is friendly. And our Staff are well trained. We have Player owned shops/market, Jobs and Claims + much more. WolfLands SMP was launched on 04.06.2019 and we have started this community from scratch. Join in and have your adventure now!

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/vMzTuSN

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Irismc

About Us

At IrisMC, we’re dedicated to providing an exciting and unique Minecraft experience for players of all ages. Our server is designed with two primary realms, each offering a distinct gameplay style to cater to different preferences. We pride ourselves on having a friendly and tight-knit community, where players can collaborate, compete, and have a blast together.

Lifesteal Realm

In our Lifesteal Realm, you’ll embark on a thrilling adventure filled with action and combat. Engage in epic battles against mobs and other players, but with a unique twist – lifesteal! Defeat enemies to replenish your health and gain an upper hand. You’ll find a wide range of custom-built dungeons, world bosses, and unique in-game items to enhance your gameplay.

Features:

Lifesteal combat system30 HeartsExciting PvP battlesSpecial items and gearActive staff to ensure fairness

Survival Realm

For those who prefer a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival Realm is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned player, you’ll find a welcoming environment where you can gather resources, construct your dream home, and collaborate with fellow players.

Features:

SlimeFun Classic Minecraft survival experienceGrief prevention toolsPlayer-owned shops and tradingCommunity events and challenges

We believe in giving back to our loyal community. That’s why we host regular giveaways, including rare items, in-game currency and more! Participate in our events and competitions for a chance to win exciting prizes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of these exciting giveaways!

Friendly Community

At IrisMC, we understand that the community is the heart and soul of any great server. Our staff and players are welcoming, helpful, and always ready to lend a hand or have a friendly chat. Whether you’re looking for new friends to team up with or simply want a place to relax and unwind, you’ll find a second home here.

Join Us Today!

https://discord.gg/irismchttps://store.irismc.fun

Have questions or need assistance? Contact our friendly staff via the in-game chat or on our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you online and creating unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mindless

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Join Mindless today for a great survival Towny experience!!! Our community consists of many friendly and helpful players! Join our community discord and server today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2024	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KingdomWar

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KingdomWar is a server that offers many features, we are a new 1.12.2 Kingdom server and we strive to become the best Kingdom server. We are currently working on many developments so that the server only gets better and better. We are always looking for people who can help us, entertain the players and ensure that everything is playable on the server are our first priorities.

We would like to see everyone come visit the server, everyone will welcome you.

Dutch Kingdom Server with War Simulation!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Alohacraft

Semi Vanilla, Slimefun, Survival

Hello everyone, I present to you AlohaCraft, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.

Let’s go to the extras.

Duel system with ranking

Box System

Marriage System

PET system

Quest system

Slimefun Complete

Skills

GriefPrevention

Stores

Warps e Kits

Soft touch spawners (no need to be VIP)

Online Server always with news and updates!

Always present support and assistance via DISCORD ticket.

Support from 1.16.5 to 1.20.2, taking advantage of the updates! We are waiting for you.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

White Rose

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The White Rose Official Minecraft and Discord Server was a place meant for laid back people and is supposed to be a safe haven from all those no swearing allowed Minecraft servers. Because isn’t that some bullshit? We thought so too! Wanna have that competitive survival feel but without those try-hard faction players or those annoying “You cannot build in this claim!” stuff? That’s White Rose for ya! We honestly wanted to create the most fun aesthetically pleasing Vanilla Minecraft Survival feel (With a few minor plugins to make it a little more interesting) in a Multiplayer Server. We honestly just want our survival server and Discord server to bring the best experience you’ve ever had with a Minecraft community. If you want to become a part of what we’re building then do your part by not being a toxic asshole. That’s pretty much all we really want from our players. MINECRAFT Java Edition 1.13.2 WE’RE LOOKING FOR STAFF! ! ! Join our Discord server to find out more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Semi-Vanilla New UK-US Friendly

Survival

Hey there ! We are a friendly Minecraft community consisting of Americans and British dudes, we have grief prevention, time based ranks, unlimited set homes and more to improve your Minecraft experience ! We are always updated to the latest minecraft version !

W have been around for two weeks now but we are relaunching after moving from a pure vanilla server to semi-vanilla experience, we have a friendly and active discord and frequent players during USA time zones. We would all love to see you there !

Ben

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.