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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9075 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!