Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
so, like, this server is so lit that even the UN food agency had to pause their aid work cuz they were too scared of the epic battles happenin’ all over the place. like, seriously, there are so many mobs and players goin’ at it that they had to call a timeout.
join this server if you wanna be part of the action, fight off crazy mobs, and build the most insane bases you’ve ever seen. we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, the community here is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family. we have epic events like “build battles” where you can show off your creativity and win cool prizes.
so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join this server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
