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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 558 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!
our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!
rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).
