Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!
