so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Animals Bred: 193
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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