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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1768 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 458 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!