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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 67 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!
