Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Enchantments Applied: 146 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 95 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3191
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1777 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crops Grown: 9883

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Potions Brewed: 70 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2387 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9918
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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