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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!