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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7795 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 299 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!