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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!