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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
so, like, u know how sometimes u play on a minecraft server and it’s like, so boring and lame and u just wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? well, not on this server, bro. we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them.
like, seriously, this server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any zombie invasion.
oh, and did i mention that the trees drop candy instead of leaves? yeah, it’s like living in a real-life candyland but with pickaxes and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, bro, let’s build some epic stuff together and have a blast!
