Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Towns Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.