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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4308 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!