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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6246 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!