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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9703 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!