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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4642 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3045 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!