Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8480 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Are you tired of your girlfriend ignoring you for TikTok and her friends? Do you just want to play games in peace without being bothered for sexy time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from clingy girlfriends! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful on our server because the Minecraft gods have blessed us with their favor. So come join us and leave the girlfriend drama behind!
