| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Our server is so contagious with fun, your friends will be lining up to join in on the madness. Who needs a concert when you can experience the thrill of uncertainty every time you log on? Plus, you never know when you might get sick right on time for a virtual event – talk about immersive gameplay!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter. Who needs plans when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Just make sure to bring your own virtual hand sanitizer – things can get messy in the best way possible!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2644 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3618 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1761 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1734 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 188 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.
plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7007 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 645 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.
Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.
So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9386 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.
So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4507 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6226 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!
Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7505 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4077 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1898 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6106 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9958 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5632 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!
But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?
Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 7924 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
